Pecans are the Batman and Robin of the nut world.

I don’t know you but I like your wife.

If you add nuts to the brownies you are dead to me.

They all don’t? I guess I never paid attention. Automatic headlights and keyless entry are the big 2 I care about. The rest is nice things but not life or death.

It was 22 degrees yesterday. I did a few things outside in gym shorts and a tshirt. The previous day was -20 something so it felt like a real heat wave.

y hav car wen u can uber/train/taxi/horse drawn carriage

But that would mean living somewhere where summer tries to kill you.

The biggest lifesaver I’ve found is to raise your wiper blades off the windshield. The rest of it never seemed to be much of a problem even with MN winters.

When I was house shopping with my wife a requirement was a minimum of a 2 stall garage so we both could park inside. If it didn’t have that we didn’t even bother looking. Very important in MN winters.

I use a garage.

Does Jenny have a job? Because where does she work that she can play on her phone with her pets all day? And why the hell would I grant others access to a camera in my house? No thank you.

Does Jenny have a job? Because where does she work that she can play on her phone with her pets all day? And why the…

They eat eggs, beef, chicken, turkey, carrots, rice, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, and their dry food of course but they wouldn’t touch the liver.

I have a kitchenaid. I still can’t get bread to work right. I can get a passable pizza crust at best. And not even my dogs would eat the liver from the thanksgiving turkey.

I think they focus so heavily on baking because it is witchcraft. Anyone can throw a ham in the oven and have 10 pounds of deliciousness, but bread which is 3 ingredients requires the fucking planets to be aligned to come out halfway edible.

People measure when they cook?

Or just take a bite from the block of cheese. That serves 2 purposes. You don’t have to get any utensils dirty and also you won’t have to share.

You are the worst.

Get rid of the kids?

Get rid of the kids?

11. Buy a mac

I’ve been double sent things before and I am pretty sure 100% of the time they said thanks for letting us know, you can keep it.