The biggest lifesaver I’ve found is to raise your wiper blades off the windshield. The rest of it never seemed to be much of a problem even with MN winters.

When I was house shopping with my wife a requirement was a minimum of a 2 stall garage so we both could park inside. If it didn’t have that we didn’t even bother looking. Very important in MN winters.

I use a garage.

Brings a whole new meaning to playing the skin flute.

That’s what she said.

Speaking of, I was staunchly against comic book movies for the longest time. But it wasn’t until Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Deadpool that I gave a shit. I don’t care about the fantasy that the blockbuster comic book movies show but I sure do like the realism of the netflix shows even if they are all…

I can see how working outside would be a different story. This is way not the same but 2 years ago it was around -30 and my tire went flat. I had a rolling jack in my car but it was too cold for the fluid to build up enough pressure. I was able to limp to the gas station but their outside air lines were frozen over so…

Or what if its because 2 hours is a short period of time to introduce characters, build them into something the audience gives a shit about, throwing challenges their way, and their ultimate success. Whereas a TV show can have 10+ hours a year and last 3-7 years.

Does Jenny have a job? Because where does she work that she can play on her phone with her pets all day? And why the hell would I grant others access to a camera in my house? No thank you.

Does Jenny have a job? Because where does she work that she can play on her phone with her pets all day? And why the…

You have fancy new terms like polar vortex but its nothing new. On the plus side, anything below about -10 feels the same. -10, -30, whatevs.

They eat eggs, beef, chicken, turkey, carrots, rice, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, and their dry food of course but they wouldn’t touch the liver.

I have a kitchenaid. I still can’t get bread to work right. I can get a passable pizza crust at best. And not even my dogs would eat the liver from the thanksgiving turkey.

I think they focus so heavily on baking because it is witchcraft. Anyone can throw a ham in the oven and have 10 pounds of deliciousness, but bread which is 3 ingredients requires the fucking planets to be aligned to come out halfway edible.

People measure when they cook?

Or just take a bite from the block of cheese. That serves 2 purposes. You don’t have to get any utensils dirty and also you won’t have to share.

You are the worst.

Yup.

Get rid of the kids?

Get rid of the kids?

11. Buy a mac