Like text messages and facebook. I never understood the appeal of wanting your dick picks to disappear.

In typical Apple fashion they are using 2 year old ideas and making it their own. Good job!

Ah I did not see that you were agreeing with me. And to your point that it is not Roomba’s problem you are correct. Most of the time the customer is wrong. Bottoms up!

Good point. I don’t really use my personal email except to delete the 20 subscriptions that come in daily that i never read.

I would use it.

If gmail is for old people what the shitbutter are teens using these days?

I’ve never accidentally ran over my dog’s shit and then continued to smear it all over the house.

I have a better way to not spend money.

This would be great to bring your food from warm to slightly less warm.

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I want to do this to my neighbor. He has a wrecker and a small shop in his garage. There are always at a minimum 5 cars he is working on that are parked in his driveway, on the road, or across the road. I was talking to him one day and he was joking that the city changed an ordinance so you can’t park on the lawn…

“ Just imagine what happens to McDonald’s food in your stomach.”
Fuck off with your fear mongering bullshit. Pretty much every burger ever would behave pretty much the same.

Maya is complicated but I would say it is a lot more intuitive than any of the stupid interface layouts from the office suite.

My fiance hits me. 100% of the time I deserve it.

To be fair I wouldn’t care about your review anyway.

What’s wrong with wanting to look good? I go to the gym because I don’t want to be dead. A side effect is looking good while being alive.

No. I will not. I have not had good luck with bluetooth anything. It is buggy, it loses connection, and you have to charge it. My wife has a pair of bluetooth headphones and on top of her forgetting to charge them all the time they sound like shit. I will deal with a cable. I can easily run the cable up my shirt and…

Replace school with job and you have me.

I guess the plus side is he won’t forget to let her out again.

Whoa there 2004 shock comic. Calm down with the AIDS jokes.