I’m probably in the minority but I don’t really care about bonafide real parmesan cheese. The powdered crushed stuff in the green plastic things near the premade pizza crusts is good enough for me.

It is probably my biggest pet peeve and I will hate you forever if you are habitually late. I am only 30 but I think it is a problem that plagues people that are just a few years younger than me. I am more surprised when some of them actually show up on time. But I think its how they grew up. In the Army if you were…

I am terrible at this. I also have zero patience for most of the people I work with and the people our company works for are for the most part horrible human beings and I want nothing to do with them. So I just kinda sit back and let them be assholes while I drink their free booze and eat their free food.

Show up early. Or at least on time. Seriously. Stop being late.

Its also important to not use sanded grout if you have glass tiles. It will scratch them.

To be honest I don’t even know what a steak at a grocery store costs. I can’t remember the last time I looked.

I buy a half a cow from my cousin each year. Average price comes to about $3 a pound across the board from ground beef to roasts to t-bones. I’ll take a thawed $3 steak over a $15 fresh steak any day.

I disagree. Splinters can cause a throbbing pain you can’t get to. Sometimes digging that bitch out with a knife offers relief and the cut doesn’t feel as bad as the splinter itself.

It could also be because your impressions are probably terrible. I’ve only heard a handful of people actually do good celebrity impressions and thats when they add to the person’s voice rather than just parroting quotes from a movie.

Same here. I buy about 20 pairs of socks at once, wear them until they are destroyed throw ALL of them away and repeat. My girlfriend on the other hand has 3 different types of black socks with a thin gold band on the toe and varying lengths of cuffs. I hate folding her socks.

My knives are all beat to shit from the dishwasher. But I will continue to wash them in there because I’m lazy.

Or get a record deal

Not anymore...

Be careful if you retire and collect Social Security and earn money before your full retirement age. You will have to pay back some of your SS benefits if you are making too much money. I don’t know the exact amount and everyone’s full retirement age is different but if your full retirement age is 66 and you retire at…

After being plugged in overnight it finally recognized the channels I was paying for. But the unit still is shit. The IR receiver on the unit is so touchy that it barely works 1/4 of the time. Its not the remote because it controls my tv just fine. Their hardware/software is garbage and a half and I don’t know how…

I had cut cable for more than a year. Then Comcast called and said blah blah words if you get the basic-est of cable with HBO your bill will be cheaper than internet by 10 bucks. After taxes its still like $2 cheaper than just internet so I did it. The box is so fucking terrible that I unplugged it and put it in a…

I can see it being useful for a larger household. For my house of 2 we get by without the echo.... For now...

Its not that difficult to use the Yatse app on your phone to control Kodi. I have not felt the need to yell at my tv to make it play a show for me yet.

Luckily for me I can’t get anything square anyway so it all magically fits together.