You know, I genuinely believe a few things.

My breathing technique includes two shots of single malt scotch.

As the bloodbath among Democrats begins, don’t all just dump on Hillary and the DNC. A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.

You can absolutely be drunk on a plane for 8 hours. I did London to Toronto earlier this year. I had 4 gin drinks (England’s beverage of choice) before takeoff and 4 during the flight. In the words of Eminiem: “You can do anything you set your mind to, man.”

The best thing I can recommend is active entertainment. Movies are great and all, but unless it’s something you can really get into, it’s not going to take your mind off of where you are. I like to write, draw, play handheld or smartphone games, fidget with a deck of cards, or do word/number puzzles. They pass the…

My fear of flying isn’t due to anything going wrong with the plane or the person coughing next to me. It’s my terrible fear of heights. Sitting on a plane and thinking about and realizing how far above the ground I am makes me absolutely terrified! I have to drink quite a bit before takeoff in order to take that…

1) Turning my living space into a temptation free zone I found actually makes it more difficult for me than easier. Granted, to an extent, I’m not loading my home up with junk food. But I find having things I crave around makes it easier to avoid them. The logic works that if I’m able to get to it easily, it’s on me…

Must have been a Bush. Who else would invade a place with oil occupied by Iraqis?

My economics teacher in high school demonstrated the Law of Diminishing Marginal Returns with a box of powdered mini-doughnuts. He showed them to the class and asked which student would like to be involved in a demonstration. Of course, everyone raised a hand. My teacher chose a more popular athlete-student, gave him…

You forgot “dullest” in your description of the characters. And the actors playing them.

Sorry, but if the parent is still helping to pay for things and giving the student a free place to stay over college breaks, then that student is not a “full fledged adult now.” The child should still be respecting their parents’ opinions and wishes in some regards.

People are WAYYYY too sensitive these days. I’m all about equal rights for men and women but damn..quit crying about stupid things.

I went to see Jim Brown and Spike host his documentary in Austin back in 02/03. It was so weird because during the QA a woman asked him a question about his abuse while telling her own story of abuse and crying loudly. His answer was very generic with no real remorse and he didn’t seem to be phased by her what so…

This is the problem with sports fandom; we want to whitewash over our favorite players’ faults, but you really can’t. But people do anyway. Nothing ever excuses Jim Brown or Floyd Mayweather; nothing excuses Kobe Bryant or Ben Roethlisberger.

The most practical thing on all fronts, and one of the most impactful is to simply bring your lunch. It saves you money, can be planned to be healthy, increases the chance of prepping a good breakfast or leading down the path of ‘more’ and ‘smaller’ meals, which also increases the number of times a day you get up and…

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Most overrated athlete in history, other than Michael Phelps.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

Jabroni is #10

Anyone speaking ill of these guys needs to get a grip. Rothlisberger picked the wrong girl to mess around with not realizing she’d accuse him of rape. The girl knew she could get publicity and was hopeful of some money to sleep with a superstar. Brady may have deflated some footballs, but he sure as hell wins even…