From article: 1500 lbs of marijuana. Dude ain’t growing weed for himself and his friends. I’m glad that it seems several under-25-year-old JDM cars aren’t being destroyed by the Man.

I don’t think someone who has a bit of weed in their car should ever have to go through the civil asset forfeiture process. That being said, this guy was moving 1500 pounds of weed across state lines into a state where it isn’t legal. Don’t you think there is a difference?

It would have been perfectly legal for him to…

This list reads like someone who really liked Gran Turismo 3 and 4

Such a shame. He should have created another opioid derivative and sold it through doctors. That's a okay.

Come check out the all-new 2020 Cadillac XT6 down at your local Chicagoland Cadillac-GMC dealer. Experience 373 nm of silky smooth torque from its powerful yet efficient 243 tablespoon V6 engine, all while sipping fuel at an average rate of just 1.436 parsecs per cubic mile! But wait there’s more - stop in by 21:59…

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

They should have just used the universal unit of torques, the Nurple. Then it’d be easy to explain.

Business operations management here - I think they are tensile noodles.

The Brazzers logo down in the corner really sells it.

I’m okay with sex in F1

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit smoking...

Man, I could really go for a smoke now.

Philip Morris still sponsors Ferrari after the 2006 ban, we talk about Marlboro.

Counterpoint: Mission Winnow is a huge marketing success for PMI because everyone is talking about it.  Before, nobody knew what it was and just shrugged and went on with life.  Now, with all the outrage over Mission Winnow, the associations of Ferrari = cigarettes is all over F1 news.  Mission accomplished for…

Look at the paint job.

Oh well, back to huffing Shell V-Power from an empty gallon milk jug...

Man, supra owners are going to have a GREAT time with toyota techs working on their BMW engines....

But... Where is the completely immature joke of old Top Gear’s Peniston Oil and Larsen’s Biscuits...?

The Merc and Bentley are both decent homages to real cars.

Not sure if it’s still necessary with modern materials but I love the look of electrical tape on the headlights