The world needs more of these.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

BOOM!!

I’ll leave this here...

Now the view distance is much deeper than any of the quest lines in the game.

i need it

why do the bethesda RPG maps have to be so crappy? I say this as someone who geeks out over a good descriptive map and all the maps in the elder scrolls and fallout games look like barely readable crap.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

Mistake number 1: take a cruise

Praise be, Lord Darwin and His good works.

seriously, I had a Mustang GT and I knew damn well to respect that car. 420 hp may not sound like a “lot” in this day and age, but if you don’t know what you’re doing when you step on it you’re going to get in trouble. I don’t think I ever once turned the traction control off on my car, but I guess that’s the benefit…

wait for the jokes first before you deem them unfunny

Q: Which car built for gravel is the best?
A: A rental car.

More important than not trying to fall off the trucks is trying not to fall off the trucks, I think you’ll find.

My face when not trying to fall off these trucks.

Because all breasts are static in the real world too and any motion they show is ridiculous.