America has enough trouble keeping its low speed trains on the tracks.

Yup. Not lying about where I live at all. I used to live in Flint, MI, too!

Camden, NJ.

Don't kid yourself, Texas was never enjoyable.

Like I needed you to ask me that. You can enjoy your shithole all by your lonesome.

Here's a little secret: I've never toured Austin. :)

I've been to Texas several times. You can all fuck right off. We'll take Austin, Mexico can have the rest.

An idiots logic.

"The rig is owned by a company called Hercules Offshore and operated by Walter Oil & Gas Corp, both of Houston."

Yeah I know they won't sell to Lexus' target market but it would make the brand more palatable for enthusiasts.

You are willing to forgive his past actions and shoddy ethics. Good for you. Personally, if I'm going to establish a business relationship with someone, their professionalism (even 5-10 years ago!) does matter. Based on his history, I would never do business with John Hennessey. Maybe that doesn't matter to you and…

leasing is for rich people that want a high end car, or for chumps. Ask yourself "Am i 'RICH' and need to have a new BMW every 3 years?" If the answer is no, don't do it. Get a reliable car in your budget.

Next lesson: Learn what your budget actually is.

Some say, she bought her first car at 14 months ... and that her mother mixes in 5W30 with her night time bottle ... all we know is that she's the Stig's illegitimate American daughter.

Another Roman walks into the same bar and says,

I want to hear more about this, but only if Hannah Dawkins is involved.

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