I would love a show about Quiverfull kids escaping and going to real college. Janna and Jinger, maybe?

In fairness, you can totally have ice cream as an entree. That’s a thing.

Don’t they want to go to some sort of island of misfit toys like the lesbian separatists of yore?

They’re doing us a favor. Seriously, what awesome, complex inception would this have taken to get them to do this? And they did it themselves!

Um, why be polite?

How do you know he had a mental illness?

Ugh! That is not what “psychotic” means! You mean “psychopaths.” #BiggestPetPeeveEver

Or ducks:

No, they do not think women will not have sex; they just want it to ruin women’s lives. They want obedient slave women who can’t breathe free as full citizens.

Are you a bone marrow donor? When was the last time you gave blood, since apparently we are all obligated to give as much of our bodies as possible to save other lives? Missing a blood donation is as much a refusal to let someone else use your body so she or he can live as abortion is. “Murderer”!

Wasn’t the point to emphasize the non-dangerousness of men of color?

Corroborated from volunteering in Englewood, Chicago.

As a thought exercise, try to imagine a person who is not privileged in any way.

That is an upperclass white girl thing. This upper middle-class white girl has experienced the same annoyance.

How do we know it wasn’t what he was wearing or facial hair or anything else that triggered a flashback? We don’t. But if she fell down stairs, that’s more harm to her than a single microaggression. Microaggression suck, and they should be avoided but I think she got her punishment.

POF doesn’t let men outside your age range contact you. #Protip

So we should just accept that men are biologically programmed to be disgusting assholes? Ok, then. Tell us more about how we shouldn’t despise men.

That’s the same argument used to tell feminists that we shouldn’t be mad about people trying to defunct Planned Parenthood because Saudi Arabia.

Aw, you have issues.

This!! There’s something wrong with you if you want a “sexy baby.” NOPE.