Amputation. It should be treated like amputation.

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If this Jessica person is even real, name her and investigate her. I suspect this is another Abby Johnson (http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_facto…), who sucked at her reproductive health-related job and was going to get fired, but joined the Dark Side before that could happen.

So ‘80’s. It’s not wrong.

Did it work?

Satanism recommends vegetarianism; such is its respect for life.

And the inevitable gay boys.

Oh, if only they wouldn’t sue you. It would have to be done in a local, underground way, like the “Chris died for your sins” shirts on Weeds. Or you could misspell it all, and have it say, “Dugger Studioz” or something. Dang, I’m a buzzkill.

Oh, gawd, I hope so. Jana goes to college, then, if she can stand up and do it.

Oh, man, I can’t believe I’m uttering this, but I wish I had a business in Fayetteville, Arkansas, just so they could come in and be like, “Free stuff, pls, fer tha lerd.” Then I could be like, “You know who wanted free stuff for being famous, kids? Socialist, anti-war, modern art legend PICASSO. You’re just like…

You know, there have been actual studies that show a correlation between atheism and correct grammar. Maybe they believe Heaven will have perfect autocorrect for every aspect of language, so why bother to learn?

Female condoms.

Piano teacher is a job, right?

Because people screwed by the industry want the industry to bounce back and solve their problems? Movies are a symbol of distracting fun that are also art that makes social commentary. Think of all the people who are mad about whatever issue and accuse people of being “sheep(le)“ who only care about pop culture…

White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes.

Oh, look, another terrorist guns down a feminist movie. Nope, no war on women. Stop overreacting.

Trump reads Jezebel!

How would you control for socialization? Raise feral children as test subjects?

I dunno, I once changed out carpet in a flooded basement at 2 am, but it was in a single family home and no one was home. It was because some kid flushed a lot of paper towels down the toilet and it overflowed, in a bananas critical mass situation, so it was just easier to deal with it right away than to have fecal…

Landlords with janky hired labor that works other jobs.