Sexually assaulted. Broader category. To use it in a sentence: ‘I was sexually assaulted on the subway last week, not raped.’

Who do you have sympathy for? Or basic empathy?

Keep on truckin’. You can do it.

I thought they were just watered down? They taste watered down.

Couldn’t she easily launder it through SkinnyGirl?

Heh. They call them Stoner Boners for a reason.

#ThisIsWhatHappensWhenYouMingleYourDNAWithTrophySpouses

Joke's on us; it's petrified shit! /I'm gross

Goddamn, meatballs are gross.

Right. The responsibility to get an abortion if you don’t want to make a child. Also, the responsibility of society to save themselves suffering and money by protecting everyone from the threat of unwanted children with free birth control - of all kinds. Also, the responsibility of society to actually leave no child…

Empowered, strong, intelligent women have irregular cycles all the time. I get a period like 2-4 times a year. When I was younger, I would get it for like 30 days at a time. I’m 29, strong, empowered, and change my NuvaRing every month on the 13th and 20th. And perfectly used birth control is not 100% effective. And…

Would you have told them?

If you refuse to do your job, you should be fucking fired. Duh.

Goody-two-shoes with teeth that are rich-people-white who want your approval and think they’ll get it like dentists. And become them.

Do it.

Traumatic? As is pregnancy, especially unwanted pregnancy.

Mary Poppins, Part II: Revenge of the Nannies

Doing a bunch of coke and voting for Reagan? I thought I thought of that myself. Which MST3K is that in?

Right, but after college.

Tents Burqas.