But I want it every day! Can't they just talk longer every day?

Seriously? I love it.

Mmmmmmm French Brain.

I can't believe you're the first person to mention the knee claim he does at the end, there. He is telling her not to have sex while touching her upper thigh.

It's not that the stupid people don't like you; it's that there's an implication of lost basic human rights.

How the hell did you get both of them to be still at the same time?? (Good job.)

What? If that show has a "moral center," it is quite obviously Ray.

I'm glad.

Alright, rock on. Do you do med fasts?

You can also shop for therapists, you know. Best of luck.

I wish you the best in your recovery process. You realize benzos are not a long-term plan, right?

You really can't do benzos forever. You build tolerance to them and need more and more for them to work, but the amount it would take to kill you stays the same. Those asshole doctors are doing you a favor. Ask Stevie Nicks.

Benzos are crazy addictive and tolerance-inducing, but as you build tolerance, the toxicity stays the same. Even if you found Dr. Feelgood and got as many benzos as you wanted, eventually, you would be able to take a lethal dose without feeling any different than if you hadn't taken them. Benzos are a harsh mistress.

Eat an assload of something creamy or dense before you get high. Greek yogurt, peanut butter, etc.

Dehydration and not eating before because you're full of booze. When the booze flushes through, your body is like, "WANT WANT WANT," and there's nothing to stop you 'cause you don't give a shit 'cause you're schwilly.

Stoner pad thai: spaghetti, peanut butter, sriracha, fried egg.

Jared had aids.

Yes. Go.

So then if your username is any indication, you should be a fan?

It was an honest question.