Love your username. I boil all my denim.

I notice you have one star on all your comments. Starring yourself, are ya? Sounds competitive.

What is negative about inducing labor?

Like if someone was dating someone who already graduated. A junior and a senior go out, then the next year, the junior's a senior and the previous senior's 18 or 19.

But you could totally take your cousin, right?

Dishes which you wash as much as possible while you're cooking if you're not doing the dishes later or being an inconsiderate ass. I stand by this one. I would be absolutely stunned if this wasn't a source of simmering resentment for her that is 90% likely to blow up in your face at some point. You're welcome.

It's like kissing babies. Because women are like babies. Also: why is kissing babies a thing? Get your fucking hands off my child, old man!

Oh, you're one of those d-bags that pretends they're on a cooking show? Probably stop that.

Little girls, though.

But she was "just playin'"...

You "sook out" older men? Ok. I'm betting the near decade age difference really is necessary for your men to match your level of sophistication.

It's totally badass. Are you peanut butter and jelly or what?

Naked vs. not naked.

Grilled pineapple is the best thing ever.

Right, but he had no dependents, correct? You can't always tell. Best not to get your panties in a twist.

Shit, she's only 24?? What Am I Doing With My Liiiiiiiife??

Jessica. Williams.

She should owe him lots of money. Make his life marginally better.

You were literally gossipping about someone's humiliating hardship, then you bullied him.

Self-awareness is just as good for you as "personal responsibility."