Shhh, don't ruin the dumbass narrative of the anti-soccer folks. They're stuck in 1992 with Ross perot.

It's bigger on the inside.

Bandits use resources. Gatorade, gels, vaseline, security, the road, police traffic control, sometimes they take a finisher medal. Those pictured are not carrying their own water so they are using cups, water, volunteers time, tables, coolers, rakes from the aid stations. They are reaping the benefits of what…

It's a "problem" but the author isn't complaining about it. The author is talking about it because it's interesting. Do you ever have anything interesting go on in your life?

Vote: Notepad++

Wow. I remember when Deadspin was a hilarious blog dedicated to sports. Now it's a sad part of the Gawker empire trying to sell me stuff I don't need for a commission. And auto-playing loud commercials when I click on links. Any recommendations to blogs that deliver what Deadspin used to be about would be very welcome.

Well, I guess this just confirms the old saying: you can buy dick pics, but you can't buy class.

Objection! Footage of Chivas USA Attendance is inadmissible.

Bad example. Nobody wants to watch Chivas play. Even Chivas fans.

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

I am completely serious when I say that I would watch a television show about two buddy soccer pros who solve crimes in their spare time called BALOTELLI & HART. And so would you.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Go ask the Irish about Oliver Cromwell.

Mine keeps coming back as zero, love from England

Instinctive science-y warning here: Please just remember that it's every bit as cold as ice from the freezer would be, even if it's not frozen.

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