It boggles the mind that this decades long money-laundering criminal still manages to escape prosecution, let alone any other scrutiny into his myriad ,scams and schemes. Anyone else would already be in jail. Can one—just one— person do their f-ing job and step forward to put him away, once and for all?

I was all huh, she looks pretty good...DOGGIE!

Serena skipping the Olympics at the same time all the UFO videos are coming out!?! There is only one possible conclusion: Serena has been getting help from aliens. Now that the heat is on, the aliens have left the planet and they won’t be around to put a kyber or dilithium crystal in her racquet.

You had one job, Covid!

Judging by her outfit and the way she’s standing I guess Hailey thought she was going to Paris for a fashion shoot.

“We’re celebrating black freedom by trying to free YOU from a big down payment! Get yourself into a 2021 Mitsubishi Eclipse for no money down!”

I’m fascinated by the Instagram photo as they got all dressed up, took a photo in front of what looks like an expensive house, but couldn’t be bothered to move the broom and dustpan out of frame??

Lin-Manuel Miranda, an earnest musical man who started writing this thing 20 years ago, had what feels like enough time to make whatever adjustments were required, from the story to the casting, to be more inclusive? Like... if you are already doing the work to bring this unwieldy fantasia to life, then you might as…

Between this shouting down an ivory tower and Jon Stewart’s terrible rant on science... Colbert may need to reevaluate returning to the Ed Sullivan theater, or the agents negotiating these appearances.

This reads like a seventh grade book report. D+

I’m surprised she didn’t just tweet a picture of herself eating a deli sandwich and a bowl of matzo ball soup.

People found out about the cookie dough nanobots receiving DNA altering 5G waves from Satanic pedophiles hunkered down in their pizza bunkers.

The hair Dump wishes he had.

I miss the guy who would read the breed descriptions as the dogs come out. I don’t think it’s David Frei, this man has a really deep voice but to me he is the voice of Westminster.

I snorted at this. Snorted just like a Peke.

Corollary:  If any Good Dogs do bad things, the fault can always be traced back to a human.

As much as sporting events are so much better with big crowds, other then the occasional spitting or popcorn dumping by the occasional incel, I kind of enjoyed shows like Colbert, John Oliver and Trevor Noah without the studio audience. Kind of like how I prefer shows without a laugh track. Oliver and Colbert are…

Imagine a snappy “YES!” gif here because kinja is being a bitch.

I know nothing about this controversy, but I think this guy is too tall for his desk. He looks uncomfortable.

It’s like they don’t feel like they owe it it to anyone to be be better liars. They just throw out their bullshit excuses with a silent laugh at the idea that they’ll be challenged further.