So they can take their wagging fingers and insert them deeply into their own asses.

Johnson & Johnson in the Johnson?

To look at the art!

The Nancy Drew Stories really took a slide when Harriet Adams died, IMHO.

A poorly edited yearbook to preserve modesty is actual the perfect memento of all the controlling, patriarchal bullshit you get in high school.

If I were betting, I’d put my money on Tina Fey over Kenan.

the starbucks by my work has stopped selling their almond croissant and I am LIVID about it!!

Ugh that's the one. Now I'm regretting asking for it.

Beat me to it, but yeah, ick.

Does Martha spritz herself with Dewar’s? That is my take-away.

Friends with Benniferits?

TL:DR- I woke up today high from sniffing my own flatulence

I’m just glad that they’re called the “Arianators” and not the “Arianation.”

I’m always leery of lifestyle brands and endorsements by people whose main expertise isn’t in what they’re selling or endorsing. Is Chrissy Teigen a good cook? She probably makes really tasty meals for her family and friends. Does she know how to design cookware that’s worth dropping $200 bucks on? Pretty sure she…

I would pass out laughing if Epstein’s black book comes out and Trump’s entry is: “can’t afford/doesn’t pay bills/too much trouble finding Ivanka lookalikes”. Then the Q crowd starts with “see? Not a pedo trafficker, just tried to fuck his daughter is all.”

Yup this hits home. Friends and acquaintances, gone by the wayside. My own damn parents are so vaccine hesitant and I know their constant stream of Fox News is fuelling their disinformation. They have literally told me and my sister to “think about them” before getting the vaccine, as if our own immunization will…

I am starting to wonder how long hold outs are going to wait to see how the “experiment” goes. A vaccine is not like most medications where you take it regularly and long term side effects take time to build up. J&J is out there they wanted a well used and understood vaccine method. Making it a covid vaccine isn’t…

I’ve always been a misanthrope, but this past year somehow made me even more so.  I find that I really don’t want to be near people.  I’m lucky that I live with another misanthrope, so we’ll be mostly keeping to ourselves.  I want less interaction with the world, not more.  I think the “hot vax summer” is going to…

I cannot be the only one emerging from this 200% more misanthropic than I went into it. There are people I was friends with for years I barely talk to now because they supported reopening... last April. There are people who are no longer friends. 80 percent of my FB feed has been culled to the bone to get rid of idiot…