:O !! I read about paper-panic-buying yesterday, but that stores were going to limit purchases. I just came from the store and, yes, limiting purchases.

This. Jimmy Carter has done more post-Presidency than all the other Presidents combined. (Ever notice how Republican Presidents just bail out and hang at their ranches, paint, get Alzheimer’s, whatever?)

Irks me too because so many moderates/centrists/whatever always want a shark who can get the job done and then act like surprised Pikachu when that goes full tilt and we get people winning with platforms based entirely on bigotry. Sorry Marjorie but “deport all the Mexicans” is technically a plan, even if it’s a…

Can’t help but think that pussycat bow blouse was intentional, too.

😳😲🤭

Throwing 45 the good stuff too, smh. Maybe can take a bunch of bungie cords, tie all the towels together and make a raft so that he can paddle himself out on a swampy wave of his own tears.

Also watching Biden now. Never in my life did I think I’d tear up at hearing “my fellow Americans”, but here we are.

Hear, hear!

Agree fully. Every braying Trumpie who made a big scene at the Costco over wearing a mask is directly responsible for spreading COVID. They went from being dumb annoyances to being living bio-weapons.

I just got the message from the Soros app on my Obama Phone that Biden will step down tonight and hand the presidency to Harris who will institute Chinese style communism in the American South.

I deserve more than one day of celebration after four years of Trump, and I’m going to take as long as I want. I recommend you all do the same! I mean, we have INAUGURATION DAY to plan!

I know. It’s such a beautiful and refreshing noise, isn’t it?

The fact that Jezebel is already questioning Harris’s motives after *checks watch* 4.5 hours of her making a huge fucking chunk of American history is not surprising.

Sure looks like a bigger crowd here than the one at Trump’s inauguration. (via)

I can’t wait for this woman, this unapologetically feminine woman to become the president of these blessed United States.

to everyone celebrating out on the streets

Diwali’s next Saturday, and it’s gonna be lit like never before.

Please, don’t ever repeat the horrible mistake that was made in 2016. His moron children will definitely try to become president in the future, just never forget their father has killed 240 000 people (sigh... so far...) for no reason at all.

“Our long, national nightmare is over, say hello to our new, short, national night terror!”

I’d say our long national nightmare is over, but I have a feeling the next 10 weeks are going to be wild.