Wow, just wow.  I guess a woman who adopts a child might as well just call herself a man.  

Yes, he was very sick. But he also said that trump signed off on getting him the emergency authorization for the same monoclonal antibody treatment he got. I’m sure trump will sign that order for everyone, won’t he?

Gah!  I can’t believe I typed Jim Cookie!!!!  So sorry!  I’ve known the name for years and years.  Oh well, he’s a talented cookie??  Is that a saying?  

Every post was made better when it had a Jim Cookie illustration.

No.  That quote is his description of trump, not Murphy. 

Ugh. Just do your fucking job, lady! This “loyalty” crap to this (quoting from Ed Norton) ‘whiny, sulky, petulant, Grinchy, vindictive little 10-ply-super-soft b—— who no doubt is just throwing a wicked pout fest & trying to give a tiny-hand middle finger to the whole country for pure spite, without a single thought…

That picture of the four of them in the tweet......their faces just scream “dumb-as-rocks.”  Such emptiness within their expressions.  

“And what does she think...”

I wish I could give you more stars. I’ve had a pro-life person tell me that she could choose to wear a mask or not, but “I won’t have the government telling me to wear one! It’s my choice!!!”  Okaaay....but it’s okay for the government to be all up in my uterus?

Exactly! It’s your wedding, the day that you are going to (hopefully) celebrate every year for decades. Do you really want that day to also be remembered as the day we killed grandma/auntie/friend/co-worker?

Some of the replies to his tweet are priceless!

How does someone, who has such a miserable personality, no sense of humor, who will throw you under the bus at a moment’s notice, ever get these people to swear their allegiance to him?  What’s in it for them?  

I’ve spent more time watching those two videos of the doggies than I will ever admit.  *heart melts*

No plans to trade my 2016 4-series coupe, no matter how many emails I get from the dealer.  They’ve uglied it up as bad as this one. 

From old Mac vs PC ads!  

That confused me too. But apparently he was just acting as the spokesperson. Now he’s the official lawyer leading the investigations.  Investigations that no self-respecting lawyer will take on.  So, a perfect fit for Rudy. 

Yeah, except all the smart lawyers have withdrawn. He’s now put Giuliani in charge of this.

Yeah, I know what you mean.  His recaps were so much better than the show itself!

That’s it! Tiffany’s face has always reminded me of something, but I could never figure out what. 

Even during the original Gossip Girl, I was out of the intended demographic. But I watched it so I could follow Richard Lawson’s hysterical recaps on Gawker.