Chrissy Teigen’s blog post on Medium was utterly heartbreaking.  

Look at him, holding all those cones with one hand! Donnie “two scoops” probably could not eat a cone at all, and definitely not with one hand.

This whole trump thing will be studied for decades. So right after I finish watching the Stahl interview, where he acts once again like a weak little baby, I see some ad with trumpers in it, waving one of those flags with trump’s head on Rambo’s body, holding the bazooka. How in the world does this schlumpy fat…

He asks why they didn’t start the Biden interview asking if he was ready for some tough questions. Uh, maybe that’s because they know he’ll actually answer them, not whine like a petulant toddler that the nasty person is being so mean to him.  

My reaction, too.  I guess I’m just old.  When all my friends were getting pregnant, it was still pre-Instagram days, and they just would say “Guess what?  I’m pregnant!”  We’d exchange a few words about it, check in with one another along the way as to how we’re feeling, but generally just went about our days as…

The Village People during Weekend Update was also great. But, I, too loved the fortune teller skit. It really drove home how absurd this year has been. She never said anything about a pandemic, just things like, “I see your husband washing a bag of Doritos, and you are yelling at him to use more soap.” “You are peeing…

I’m with you on Javanka. But I love the Lincoln Project.

The “____ has been adopted” just make my week!!

I’m glad Harron used this as the SNS lede, because I needed somewhere to vent about it. I think I hate Murkowski more than McConnell at this point. At least McConnell makes no pretense of who he is - he is pure evil and doesn’t hide it. But Murkowski (and Collins in the past) try to pretend they are all “oh, we have…

This is good.

How how how could someone write, without the /s, that trump was “substantive” at the debate. “Substantive” defintion: Having a firm basis in reality. “We’re rounding the corner on the pandemic.” “The numbers are going down.” Yep, quite substantive. 

Gah, even on the plane he has to sit in his toilet position?

There was one line from trump which was just horrible and I so wished Biden would have seized on it hard. It was after Biden looked at the camera and said he was speaking to the families, people sitting around the kitchen table, wondering how they’re going to pay the rent...” Then when it was trump’s turn, he actually…

Well, it’s a hard question when the honest answer is “to stay out of jail.”

At around 18:30 in the video, he does the two-handed water glass drink again.  W.T.F.?

I first became aware of Bill Nighy in a little known Britcom called “Kiss Me Kate” with a very young Amanda Holden. It was on around 2000 and I don’t remember much of it, other than it was pretty cute and Nighy was especially good. Been a fan ever since.

Are you going to do one of these for pets?

If Hillary were president there would have been far less than the current 215,000....say even 150,000. But one thing’s for sure - there would have been 25 investigations going on as to how she could let that happen!!

Unsurprisingly, Trump campaign adviser and daughter-in-law Lara Trump dismissed Whitmer’s concerns during an appearance on CNN’s State of the Union on Sunday, claiming that the president was simply “having fun.”

But the follow-up to that is Pence can’t pardon him for state crimes. SDNY is hot on his trail.