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Did you see her and Harvey Keitel together on Night of Too Many Stars a couple of years ago? They come up with really funny pairings and that one was so weirdly funny, he was so funny just being himself while she was doing what I assume is her thing.

I starred, un-starred, and re-starred this, I get so tired of this argument. I’m sorry your ideal candidate didn’t win the nomination, most of us have been there, but there is always a bigger picture to consider. I’ll never understand someone whose reaction is to let the other party get power, especially now when they

I’m thinking I may have to move the cars out of the garage, empty the shed, and stockpile Lagavulin and good coffee. I’m going to look like the most poorly-prioritizing (and fun!) doomsday prepper ever

I have one open in the office in my badass office bar (sometimes I love being a “grownup” and being able to buy grown-up toys) and one open in the bar at home, now thinking I’m going to have to stock up. I’m about to look like the Lagavulin-version of a doomsday prepper. I fear that people will mistake my readiness

So many memories...flooding back. I haven’t seen that stuff since college, that was the official drink of girls in my high school and college, and for the guys...Mad Dog 20/20, because we had sophisticated palates (and no money).

Every time I buy my precious Lagavulin I smile because I am putting a little cash in Ron Swanson’s pocket. And by a little cash in Ron Swanson’s pocket, I mean gold buried by one of his cabins. Or is that his decoy gold?

Is it a bad sign that reading your description made me pour myself one? What about the fact that all it actually took were the words “smokey and peatey” to make me do it? Islay take me away

I think it would be different if he were to apologize a while from now and accompany it with something to the effect of “you made me really think about the fact I treated female journalists like groupies instead of professionals doing their job and haven’t done it since. I really was a dick,” because I’m assuming what

A lot of this is my fault, but in my defense, Republican debates

Don’t lie just to make me feel better, we all know the truth. There is no scotch fairy, Scotchy Klaus doesn’t exist, and no blended can give me the smokey happiness of a single malt

Can’t you just see Vice President Biden challenging Trump to an arm wrestling contest? He’s break Trump’s arm and Trump would immediately claim he cheated

Ironically he doesn’t remind me of my zayde despite the fact they are extremely similar biographically, but he does remind me of many older men at my shul. They do the finger thing at times, and you know they’ll speak over you. On the other hand so many of them have done so many impressive things that I generally

Sadly that is true. The double standards infuriate me, like, and this is one I’ve complained about a lot (I’m, a broken record on this), the fact ambition is used with her like a negative, like politicians aren’t all some of the most ambitious people in the world.

I think so many people underestimate what it took for the President to accomplish what he did. I do wish he had been more aggressive in negotiations because he underestimated just how obstructionist Republicans planned to be, but he has real accomplishments particularly considering how bad a position we were in when

First of their shows that I would watch

Keeping up with the Karcrashians?

And get called a bitch by the Right...more than they do already

My wife and I were just saying the same thing, nothing has been said or discussed at Republican debates that require explanation. Oh the contrast

That’s why I think it’s ridiculous when people point to the ratings as an indicator. Car wrecks and Kardashians get ratings too

I’m the same way, we watch them all as a family (well the Dem ones, my wife can’t watch Trump without getting furious so for those my only company is scotch) and I’m the more the better when it comes to debates. To me, just the fact the fact they refer to each other as Senator Sanders and Secretary Clinton shows the