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What is his overall popularity there? I’ve seen strong numbers for him

I had money on Kasich getting second, so the chief is drinking free tonight, but I think ¿Jeb? will hold on through South Carolina, I keep hearing he has good organization there, though polls don’t seem to reflect that - it might be one of the few places his bro campaigning for him helps

Some of his friends have told him they want to be rounded up. But if it makes you feel better, the camps are luxurious, really the best camps ever, you’re gonna love ‘em they’re the best.

Come on, you know how this works, Clinton gets scrutinized, Sanders gets deified

It was great watching him unable to help himself from going back to try to clarify, he was just so sure he could make them understand and wouldn’t give up. I get that what he was trying to say is key to his narrative, but know how to read the room. Quick hint: the booing means stop. Or don’t, it’s way funnier that way

Well he is originally from Brooklyn, but yes that’s absolutely an allusion to being Jewish. I think many will see Bloomberg as a big fancy-suited New Yorker coming for their money; I really believe the reason Sanders’ Judaism hasn’t come up is that he doesn’t have a Jewish last name (as he alluded to on SNL) and that,

I think the issue is, and I say this as someone with Republican friends who would potentially choose Bloomberg (they will NOT vote Cruz or Trump, Rubio they think falls into line), would Republicans in non-blue states vote him? I just don’t think he will

Because they’ll love him in the south, where a New Yorker with a very Jewish sounding last name always plays well! They’ll distrust him as much as they do Sanders

I think the issue is that you are right he’ll take votes from both (especially in Nevada and Florida), especially if Cruz is the nominee (the thought of Bloomberg vs. Trump makes me throw up in my mouth a little), but Bloomberg won’t play in the south or with Evangelicals and will hurt Democrats more than Republicans.

Exactly. This is why we can’t have nice things

It’s billionaire jealousy, as in he has a yacht so I need a bigger yacht, combined with the kind of narcissism and delusion that only comes from having an army of yes men

See, this makes bad internet, because we are in agreement here too. The problem with labels is that it leads to pigeonholing. There isn’t a “liberal” way of looking at things we all subscribe to, which means no ones is true or pure, we have a similar starting off point but unique interpretations. The same with

Vinyl just has depth and soul to it that digital just doesn’t, plus I like a lot of older jazz, reggae and punk, which means a lot of vinyl. I just don’t want my record stores to become hipster havens, I can lose a day going through the stacks, there is nothing like when you make that great find

In politics all you have to judge someone on is their record, what they fought for and prioritized and supported. Even the things they tried for and failed, so it’s not just efficacy, though of course that’s important. I truly hope you aren’t in a swing state

I agree that it’s wrong to call someone’s feminism into question because they don’t support Hilary Clinton (in the primary, in the general if she gets the nomination is a different issue) just like I don’t think it’s right to call someone’s liberal values into question for supporting her, which I have encountered (not

Maybe you know, is vinyl a hipster fad now? I have a neighbor whose hipster son thought my setup was the coolest thing.

Very nice choice, I’ve been getting to know a nice 16 year old Lagavulin myself

To answer the question of the evening, for Mrs. Wiggum it’s a moscato night, while as usual for the chief

Congrats, it can be hard to get yourself out of something like that. Welcome back to the world, we’re better for having you back