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He was pretty confused, I told him I was just running an experiment. I am an odd boss to work for.

I stand by my statement that a suit with jeans and a t-shirt is a douchebag suit

I asked him if pantsuits were in for men and if that’s why he was wearing one, he was quite confused and a bit defensive. “It’s a suit” “No, it’s really not”

I used to just call them poorly dressed, but I’m in. I just noticed our intern is wearing one, I’m off to inform him he’s in a pants suit

The idea she is popular with mainly white women is a nonsense narrative, in a past poll Clinton had a favorable mark of 74 percent with African American, Hispanic and other nonwhite women. By contrast, only 37 percent of white women have a favorable impression of Clinton (numbers are overall, not within the party).

Interesting, if a guy is in a suit jacket and a different pair of slacks I wouldn’t say that’s a suit. Unless it’s a suit jacket with t-shirt and jeans, then it’s a douchebag suit

Naive people think pantsuits are harmless, but they are the gateway drug, leading directly to backtalk, feelings of self-worth, and thinking they should be allowed to learn math and science. If you want to know if the Earth is flat or not go ask your husband!

Thats great, you get

The one exception may have been Howard Dean who was undone but a shriek, but yes, with men it’s called “passion.” She also should be careful not to be “bossy” (commanding if it’s a man) or “ambitious” (still ambitious, but the negative connotation mysteriously disappeared)

Absolutely. Passion is great and given what is at stake it’s what you want. The Democrats have passion, the Republican group has mania

My buddy is hoping Kasich pulls off a miracle in New Hampshire and comes in second, and then, I don’t know, he finds a magical monkey’s paw that grants him wishes that he can use to stop his party from going down this rabbit hole of madness. Moderate Republicans have been mostly abandoned. My friend owns multiple guns

We have some friends over to watch with us, one of whom is a Republican who is deciding which Democratic he’ll be voting for. He was here for one of the Republican debates, half the the night was him shouting “oh come on?!” The other half was him just muttering “why?”

Just him referring to her as Secretary Clinton and her referring to him as Senator Sanders, as they always do, shows more respect than you’’ see at the Republican debates. And yes, while I actually give it up to Wallace and Kelly for their handling of the last GOP debate, our moderators are the best! They had me at

I get so sick of the whole, “we deserve to go first because we take it so seriously” nonsense that I hear every year. Really Iowa, your process included a coin toss!

Afew days ago I saw the head of the New Hampshire Republic party saying not to count on Trump’s poll numbers translating into a big win because around 40-60% were still saying they were undecided, so it will be interesting to see how big his win really is, and how close Rubio finishes. I’d also love to see Cruz coming

The one on the right looks to me like a music producer who constantly has a trace of blow in the ‘stache, the one on the left looks like he’d deny my uncle untrance to a country club because he’s Jewish

The one in the middle is going to be the hyper-aggressive Glengarry Glen Ross-Alec Baldwin-style boss of a boiler room operation. The one on the left is his best closer. The one on the right is the one who gets arrested with the cocaine the office sent him out for during a pit stop with a prostitute, who is waiting

They’re going to plunder the savings and retirement of thousands of Americans- and that pussy!

Fait enough. It just seems, and granted this could just be because a product of when I was raised, but the pride in their dickishness just seemed to reach new heights in the ‘80's. These people watched “Wall Street” and left chanting “greed is good” like the movie meant it as a war cry, and the war was against all of