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*throws scarf over shoulder and rides away on gluten-free unicycle

Well in fairness, the power of pork does compel me

It’s for their benefit, don’t the lady folk understand? They have important things to do like raising the kids and planning meals, you know, running the household. How can they be expected to keep up on issues too. Also, because they can’t do math

It’s their version of #Alllivesmatter, their way of saying they don’t need to talk about issues that effect women since all issues effect women, so they already are. Because why discuss access to health care, fair pay, sexual assault on campus, or one of the myriad issues effecting women specifically when they can

I think the show is very good at choosing with plots to use and exclude, at finding ways to condense stories or replace superfluous characters with known ones so as to keep great characters off of the sidelines, but they are less good when coming up with their own storylines. I think last year proved that the show is

Every day you get through is a victory, it takes real strength to overcome something like that. It’s great to hear you are doing so well, and whever you struggle, and that’s natural, remember how awesome and strong you are for having already come this far. *Infinity pats on the back

A million congratulations on getting past that, that is awesome and so are you

As a reward for your achievement, I’ll be happy to tell you the story whenever you want. It’s exactly as nuts as it sounds, involving much tequila, fireworks the size of my head (are they just called explosives at that point?), and police bribery gone right followed almost immediately by police bribery gone very, very

Is that men and women’s bathroom? One place I used to go a lot had a line of four urinals, two were missing and the holes never closed so everyone peed into the holes in the wall. I watched (while likely peeing into the wall) as a guy walked in with a guitar, smashed the mirror with it, pulled down a shard, and snort

Congrats, I’ve been there and good for you. That’s a good way to celebrate, fun but not crazy (mine ended with me having to flee Mexico at 2am).I just cranked up my NOFX in your honor

And even that one has been unacceptable for about the last fifteen years or so

Is there anything like the bathroom of a punk club? Holy shit, when I think back, one place had sledgehammer holes in the doors, several had no doors at all, and they all seemed to be perpetually flooded. I miss being young enough to walk into a bathroom like that, not think anything of the fact there was blood in

That drives me nuts, there is such a disparity between the selection in boys and girls/mens and women’s sections. When my daughter was little it wasn’t a problem getting a shirt from the boy section but as girls get older they don’t want a boy shirt, and then obviously they don’t fit right. And don’t get me started,

28. I did not use heroin in preparation for The Basketball Diaries. I did use heroin in preparation for Titanic

I thought after seeing how some on their side went after Paul Ryan recently that they didn’t trust anyone with a beard. Oh wait Santa has a white beard, and they only trust white

What? It seems like a great time to be a woman. It’s easier than ever to have a baby, now that those confusing choices are being taken away! Not only is the Democratic front-runner a woman, but the GOP frontrunner was just making it clear that he is actually the best for women. And I hear they are going to finally

I was interning and a few days before the Christmas party I was given the opportunity to lead my first meeting; it was my big opportunity to show them (fool them into believing) that I was competent beyond my years. It went really well and what was in reality a minor meeting felt to me like validation that I belonged;

Well the discussion was about many things, I was specifically responding to use of the term “non-enthusiastic consent.” And I’m also not talking about people who changed their minds either, I have engaged in foreplay and had sex purely for my spouses pleasure, where that was my only motivation. I do many things with

First of all, I appreciate the fact you want to have an actural conversation, too many people online just want to yell “you’re wrong!” and run. Per usual, good conversation leads to understanding, because I wasn’t talking about not enjoying it or being unhappy once the sex begins. I totally agree I wouldn’t want to

Where did I say anything about cajoling? Your partner has never been in the mood when you weren’t and you decided to put a smile on their face anyway? I’ve gone down on or had sex with my wife just to make her happy even if I wasn’t really in the mood, I call it being selfless and giving