But you can survive while looking like a teddy bear, that’s the point. They are adorable...and were going to fucking EAT them.

I thought after seeing how some on their side went after Paul Ryan recently that they didn’t trust anyone with a beard. Oh wait Santa has a white beard, and they only trust white

You are exactly right, that’s what made it the first non-serious site I check every day. Yeah you get your early morning Marvel casting news, but then you get the awesome fact or story you’d tell friends throughout the day, or an image from space that would stay with you all day

What? It seems like a great time to be a woman. It’s easier than ever to have a baby, now that those confusing choices are being taken away! Not only is the Democratic front-runner a woman, but the GOP frontrunner was just making it clear that he is actually the best for women. And I hear they are going to finally…

I was interning and a few days before the Christmas party I was given the opportunity to lead my first meeting; it was my big opportunity to show them (fool them into believing) that I was competent beyond my years. It went really well and what was in reality a minor meeting felt to me like validation that I belonged;…

Well the discussion was about many things, I was specifically responding to use of the term “non-enthusiastic consent.” And I’m also not talking about people who changed their minds either, I have engaged in foreplay and had sex purely for my spouses pleasure, where that was my only motivation. I do many things with…

First of all, I appreciate the fact you want to have an actural conversation, too many people online just want to yell “you’re wrong!” and run. Per usual, good conversation leads to understanding, because I wasn’t talking about not enjoying it or being unhappy once the sex begins. I totally agree I wouldn’t want to…

Where did I say anything about cajoling? Your partner has never been in the mood when you weren’t and you decided to put a smile on their face anyway? I’ve gone down on or had sex with my wife just to make her happy even if I wasn’t really in the mood, I call it being selfless and giving

Not well because, ironically, they can’t get them to stop #catting

Scotch and nachos myself. Yay having the family out of town!

Thanks for your response, I’m glad I misunderstood because I agree with you on everything you said. I just wanted to clarify because I agree that we owe it to rape victims to not let the term become a watered-down catch all. If someone repeats “c’mon” until their partner says “fine” and they have sex, that wasn’t…

I think anyone reasonable knows it is situational, the idea it would be permanent is obviously insane. I think where it gets tricky, and I apologize if I misunderstood your use of the term, is when you equate non-enthusiastic consent to rape, which is non-consent. I think a lot of us have had sex when we didn’t feel…

Not a secretary position, that’s one of the few types of jobs he’s ok with the ladies having

Your nightmare, the real life experience of so many former assistants

Well I mean, come on, don’t you kind of assume that he does that in real life? I figure it was his go-to move when he was Governor; a meeting is going badly, and BAM! There it is. Your move

That’s what great about him, he was supposed to look big an tough, and intimidating, and he went by Goldberg. That has to be near the top of least intimidating wrestler names ever.

You do touch on a really important marital secret, and that is laughing at, and giving each other good natured shit about, each other’s dreams. I had a dream about a co-worker once and my wife used to mess with me all the time about it, like she’d call and my secretary would tell her that this particular co-worker and…

I thought that was your entry for weirdest sex dream, you’d have had a good chance

What implicit relationship to white supremacy? White privilege is one thing, but are you saying just because they are white they are connected to white supremacy?

I think that is why people struggle with stories like this, people want a clear villain/victim situation, it’s tougher when the relationship is toxic and both are, in some way/at some point, in the wrong. Real life is messy and not that simple