It’s true that a maried man shouldn’t have friends that are girls. Friends that are women are a different story. And as a married guy who watched every game of the World Series at a single female friend’s house (we’re both Mets fans and I don’t subject my wife to my crazy fan side more than I have to) I would say you…

Ren is revealed to be one midget standing on a second midget’s shoulders. Still better than Jar Jar

Because the only reason she was depressed was because she didn’t have a baby!

Sorry, she has apparently succumbed to Quill’s pelvic sorcery

Isn’t that what they meant by “an earnest push into the void?”

Shut up and start dancing!

You are wearing a “Free moustache rides” t-shirt right now, aren’t you?

It isn’t an issue of obligation, you should want your partner to have an orgasm. If you’re with a woman, many, many orgasms. The point is thinking about their pleasure as much as yours

If you really want them to go down, change it to “Did you like beer the first time you had it? When was your last beer? Good news I taste like beer”

Also, thee is not much better than feeling, seeing, and hearing her reaction

Hell, that’s how I proposed!

I can’t imagine it for myself so I truly feel for the decaf drinkers; my mom recently became unable to have caffeine but still LOVES a good cup of coffee (like many of us, a junkie since college days). It’s just such a part of so many our routines. What I don’t understand is she often orders iced decaf and she get…

Revelations actually, it’s one of the signs of the apocalypse

Half the assholery, but three times the self-righteousness!

Wonder where she got that idea

Two questions for everyone:
1. If the horn of a vehicle was enough to get the herd to all walk in that direction (toward Alexandria), why didn’t Rick honk the horn of the R.V. for awhile? And by that logic, wouldn’t Sasha and Abraham honking the car horn gradually bring many if not all of the wandering herd back in…

I believe that history shows that democracy has to develop organically, at the particular country’s own pace. It can be influenced but has to develop on its own, and it is often a painful process

As a smarter person than I once said, “democ­racy is the worst form of gov­ern­ment, except for all the oth­ers”

But grittier!

And us golf parents just sit in the clubhouse with a drink