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I just re-watched this the other night, and was surprised that I did enjoy it. It is a good example of a movie that knows what it is, it says we have a crazy character and Nicholas fuckin’ Cage, let’s steer into the skid! And you chose the scene that epitomizes that steer, his, um, flame-throwing

Exactly, especially when “Martinizing” is right there

Totally, which is funny because it is how I was hoping Gravity would end, with (*Spoilers, I guess) her not actually making it back, that her making it to Earth would be a continuation of the hallucinatory theme. I’ve heard people say they think that’s what happened, but I think that is wishful thinking, I don’t the

That’s just a typical Wednesday for me

This is not a story, I just need some input. I was at a funeral recently where there was an open casket, which already is creepy to me, but several people, including family members, took pictures of the body. Is that something that is done now? It seems so creepy and disrespectful to me but I try not to judge how

Waiting until 30’s you are more likely to be right, but in my experience a lot of people, particularly from religious or otherwise repressed backgrounds, do not feel comfortable enough with themselves or the concept of sexuality to really explore for themselves and discover what they like until 30’s and even 40’s, so

I don’t think that’s what people are saying, I think they are saying that it’s intellectually dishonest to make this arrangement about feminism.

I think you misunderstand the concept of someone in the relationship being dominant, the entire point of it is that the two people clearly express their needs, d this is what both of them want

We know it’s about marketing because the studio has said as much from the beginning.

I feel like it’s how conservatives tried to paint the word “liberal” as something to be ashamed of. The only way to take it back is to wear the label with pride

I thought we all called it the second movie Will Smith bought to launch his kids

No, they decided to do a female Ghostbusters long before they had a cast. That is why people call it the Women Ghostbusters movie, if it had been an organic idea this would be great but it wasn’t. The studio wanted some of that Bridesmaids money and rather than create quality, female driven material, they said we want

Wow, they’re just making the point that today strategy meetings are taking place at places like the heritage foundation and other dens of evil that are going to use this for massive fundraising drives, to help their candidates, and to re-galvanize their side. Is there really anything wrong with saying that today we

What’s that image from? And thanks a lot, now I have the Dinosaucers theme song- which I believe was just the word diiinoooosaaaaauuuuucers- stuck in my head

Really? Sam was confronted with aggressors and froze and they pummeled him. That just happened. It ends well for him, because he can take a Homer-like beating (When are you gonna fight back? Never!) but he absolutely froze up and is beaten as a result

On a lesser show I could see them having him be there to push him, but I can’t imagine this show doing that

I have encountered so much nerd rage because I prefer Jack Nicholson’s take on the Joker and Michael Keaton’s Batman over Bale’s 5-packs-a-day version

Glad I’m not alone, I was like 8 or 9 when my mom and I went to a mechanic, and when I went into the bathroom there was a stack of nudie mags. I was in awe because they were the ones that showed penetration (hell, one was hustler- that’ll warp ya) and decided I had to have them to study in greater detail in the