You’re a friggin’ psycho!

“Man the 4th of July is really amazing. Sure it’s a bit of hokey, flag humping nationalism, but you really appreciate all the amazing things we enjoy as a country. (Reads Burneko’s dash post) Freedom of press was a mistake.” 

You’re going to get owned by comedians, it’s their fucking jobs you turtle neck fucker and the people who works his social media, get fucked.

His best first touch was the one off his face.

Used to be the same for kids, too.

The lack of random dog acceptance was really hard for me when I moved to the northeast. My dog sometimes gets out of the yard and likes to run around the neighborhood. I’d always get a knock at my door:

Fair, but here’s the thing: all sports team owners are scum, even the “good” ones.

I hear you’re a racist now, Father…

Search and Rescue helicopter pilot guy here. In case any of you are wondering if this will happen to you after falling off a cliff face or something and needing an airlift, it won’t if they do their jobs right. In the organization I fly with you have to use a line attached to the litter that’s held by a member of the…

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

You need to look at their $ totals going into final jeopardy again.

Holzhauer changed his twitter avatar to this picture last night, which I thought was pretty damn funny.

“Jeoparday” GOAT. Not even close. The master after DECADES!

And a bunch of commenters here, too.

Not dirty at all. As a player, you have to be cognizant of where the player you’re trying to hit is, especially in relation to the boards, so it was definitely the right call to give Sundqvist two minutes for boarding. But one would be really hard pressed to say there was an intent to injure here.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

That’s not a suspendible hit. Grzelcyk was falling awkwardly into the boards as he was hit and Sundqvist did not jump into the hit. The injury was very much due to Grzelcyck not being straight, and while it’s certainly a boarding penalty, that’s a complete overreaction if Sundqvist is going to miss a game.

“Fuck republicans: The TV show” 

The O’s hat is still pretty fly so you got that going for you