Can you please please please stop setting the videos on autoplay when you post them?

Don’t give these ideas away for free!

If it was “Vin-yasa” would there have been wine?

GIRL. When you try their $1.99 lipstick, some in colors that MAC also does, but for longer staying power and a lot less, get back to me. We shall have a chat.

I love it too, and recently had run out on a business trip to a really small town, so my options were limited (as in, what I could purchase at the only very small, locally-owned grocery store in town). I figured I would make the best of it, and was dismayed when I could only find Wet ‘n’ Wild brand. Ugh, am I 11 again?

i am also outraged by the numbers of people of color who are killed in broad daylight. the two are not mutually exclusive.

Mugabe recently celebrated his 92nd birthday by eating a baby elephant

Sorrynotsorry, but I hope he gets the most painful cancer of the wiener.

I’m 30 and I have glasses. My coworker is 25 and has bifocals. Good for you? No one’s eyes are the same, bro.

I’ll just leaf this here: Lion cub having fun.

Is it typical hunter euphemistic parlance to say he “took” an animal rather than “killed” it?? For some reason the inherent entitlement in claiming he “TOOK” Cecil pisses me off even more—and I was already turnt up to 11 on this one.

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

You shut your mouth. I LOVE seeing people’s food porn!!!!!

I’m lactose intolerant and am watching my calories. Gimme my almond flavored 80 calorie cup of water. That shit tastes good with oatmeal.

This is what happens when people have deluded themselves into thinking that the only racism left in the world is when white people the use of the N word within earshot of a microphone.

The white women in bikinis and headdresses... for fuck’s sake, it’s 2015.

Yeah, that horse has to be tranked out of it’s head to not be freaking out and kicking people.

I’m an only child but the only reason I didn’t learn to share until college was because if you shared anything with my dad it would be GONE.

Having just one kid seems like the perfect balance between experiencing parenthood and still having a life of your own. With one kid, adult hands and minds will always outnumber kid hands and minds, it’s not as expensive, and you only have to do the sleepless baby phase one time.