Cardi isn’t managing her money well but nouveau riche is the dumbest insult. People are supposed to be ashamed for earning instead of inheriting their money? Wish that shit had died with Louis XVI

Here’s what I’m doing this weekend: SLEEP. WINE. REALITY TV. SET SOME SHIT ON FIRE. SLEEP. 

Probably the last one. 

I wonder if Google could help you figure it out?

It’s also funny that he uses the same descriptors for the candidates he endorses regardless of who they are and where they’re running. Like I know that Trump doesn’t give a shit about any of these people beyond that they say nice things about him on TV, but it really is the bare minimum of effort on his part.

It makes her look really weird, right? Is it just me?

Kids today are wrong, because their spoiled parents had Big Wheels.  Whatever happened to playing with a tin can?  Rolling a tin can down a hill was the highlight of the day.

I’m always tempted to write incredibly specific, odd questions to the “ask me’s.”

“Then get tinted windows.”

Shut up Ivanka, you are a dumb bimbo

“I would very respectfully encourage the special counsel and his team to bring their work to completion,”

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

*jerking-off motion*

breakfast smoothie bowl

If it’s only for a small circle of your friends, don’t post it on twitter. Why are these supposedly adult people behaving like 15-year-olds in the early days of facebook?

I’m actually around for SNS!

it’s all a rich tapestry of misogyny?

Undoubtedly this man is unhinged and has been for a long time. Men, don’t take your mommy issues out on us. We are not your mommy or your Bonnie and we don’t deserve to be stalked, raped and killed for the real or perceived actions of the women in your life.

Chrissy Teigen: perpetual winner of the internet

Chrissy Teigen honestly comes off as the most charming human being on earth with virtually every single tweet. To the point that I almost want to resent her for it, but I can’t because I really want to be her BFF.