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6/15/16

I think my dream romantic pairing for one of these movies right now would be Helen Mirren and Dwayne Johnson. I have only seen the first, so I don’t even know if he’s in them, but it seems like the two of them together would be perfect for this franchise. He would be the trophy husband. She would be whatever she wants…

6/15/16

This is why people hate PETA.

6/15/16

Right? Like, how did KILLING HER make the situation any better? She’s not going to prom with you now, dipshit.

6/15/16

Nearly two weeks ago, my mother’s ex boyfriend broke his restraining order, broke into my childhood home with a hammer, and attacked my mother. He told her he was going to rape and kill her because “she ruined his life” when she broke up with him.

I am not a religious person but I thank fucking god every day we don’t…

6/15/16

Yes, his disability affects his balance, not his decision making. The only point of this was to try and gain some sympathy.

6/15/16

I am strongly in favor of all political reporting being done in high school gossip girl fashion from now on, thanks!

6/14/16

I didn’t realize a “lotus undercut” was going to be such a literal description of what she got, but it’s really cute!

6/13/16

I may not ever laugh at anything so hard as I laughed at her Taylor Dane story.

6/13/16

If I have to pick a side, I pick Team Tig all day every day.

6/13/16

6/12/16

My favorite dessert is bread pudding, but, like, I feel like the texture of his decaying core would wobble like bread pudding if bread pudding could walk?

6/11/16

Heartbreaking.

6/10/16

They should do a reboot with an all-female cast instead.

6/10/16

A friend of mine who’s a beloved sweetheart once had a screaming fit of a breakdown when Hollah Back Girl came on the jukebox at the bar. She had a fantastic rant about how she doesn’t care how cool and famous Gwen Stafani is, she’ll never be a Harlem Black Girl! I swear, everybody at the bar turned around, listened…

6/10/16