But... how does the bird know the sausage came from a cane toad??? Tell the quolls to go have a chat with the crows and magpies according to the woman up thread.

To be honest... being cuter than an american possum is an extremely low bar to clear.

Crows are so smart! I’m not sure I want to know how they figured that out though. “Go ahead Tommy dig in from the top. I’ll try the belly when you’re done”

Yay!!! :) Stay strong sister (while snuggling your new cat)! It’ll be hard at first to not let the negative thoughts take over but get easier with practice. I adopted a 10 year old last year from the shelter. I went for a 2-3 year old but he was in the bottom cage and the best friend kitty he’d come in with had…

No! Goats are cute!!

Yay! Thank you for that! I always screw those up and this will help (assuming I can remember it). Years ago I taught ESL to adults and shared my memory aid for knowing “dessert” was the one with two “s” because it is sweeter than “desert”. A guy from Saudi Arabia raised his hand and said “yeah, but the desert has more…

I’m so happy for you and kitty! Remember this happy resolution next time something goes wrong and you instinctively want to assume its hopeless. :) Usually things work out.

I wish there was a friending website. Really making a good friend is every bit as challenging as finding a mate and one needs to be nearly as picky. I’m pretty outgoing and I go to various meetups and I have friends but I would really like one or two more.

There is a difference between cozy/yummy and bougie. People who buy for labels or status just to impress others vs. because it makes life nicer.

Have fun! I use a blow up travel pillow, ear plugs or noise cancelling headphones and sleep mask. You look like a dork but you will sleep! My rule of thumb is if I have clean undies, cash, passport and ticket then anything else that I forget can be purchased easily enough.

Time to start dropping some serious hints! Especially the hubby!

Or pre-birth or never gonna birth :)

We need more songs like this instead of romantic garbage. This is more likely to be true than some soulmate shit. We need to recognize it and move on.

John McCain endorsed that idiot AFTER Trump, the draft dodger, said McCain wasn’t a war hero because he was captured. I’m glad he is fighting him now but no.

I joked that the reason I married my ex was because his b-day was 6/6/66. Easy to remember AND spawn of Satan for the win! (Just kidding, he’s a good guy)

Someone please give that skinny raccoon in the lead picture a giant pretzel. It is too thin!

I don’t even like Sherri Shepherd but that ex is the worst!!!

Considering everywhere seems to be “we can fire you without cause” now, not sure why they would feel obliged.

This will never not be funny. I totally understand Barack wanting to be friendly and I totally understand Michelle’s annoyed look of “this ass clown”.

I think it is just for control and to be a total asshole by not allowing her to move on in her life without him and by forcing her to do something she doesn’t want to do. He is super rich I think so I don’t think he is after money.