Your next article should be titled “How not to lose facebook friends to parenthood” because I can't go through more than 5 posts without a baby-selfie

Wide right all the way....

Bills vs. giants super bowl...sigh

Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin?

I will no longer be known as Homer J. Simpson...from this moment forward I shall be known as....Homer Jay Simpson

Fat Lever

Boubacar Aw

Baseball...the Clippers don't play for a while

those are oddly specific criteria

a balk with no runners on base counts only as a ball

Penn State, your President....woof

lol....thank you/sorry to hear that

Yeah, wait...does trolling grocery stores work?

One of the best arguments for not having a dog is you have very little to no dog pee/poop on your lawn.

I don’t think you need to follow people, scream, berate, leer out the window, etc. but don't assume because you love your dog that everyone else does.

Laremys Smoking, Smoking

Eddie Vedder

We'd just like to take a moment to talk to you about snow blindness in cats. It's affecting more and more cats each year and it scares the living shit out of us.

Exactly, if it’s a foul/penalty/infraction in the first minute, it should be in the last minute.

Same thing bugs me with the "They're not calling that a foul on LeBron" theory.

Yes, I’ve heard the hypothetical question

Is that even an argument? A team of "professionals" beats a team of "amateurs"?

“Pee in the Air, Turd in the John” Pierre Turgeon

8 year old me loved toilet humor