Unrelated but these are the worst commentators I’ve ever heard call an NFL game. Consistently interpret rules and calls incorrectly.

stay in school

I'm not interested in a $7-$8 mystery meat burrito

As long as the ball does not contact the ground, you can call fair catch on a kickoff

I don't buy the excuse of he was alerting the run. There were 6 seconds left and the Cardinals had no timeouts. They were clearly intending to spike the ball.

If the Holiday lands on a Saturday, most businesses give you Friday off. If the Holiday lands on a Sunday, most businesses give you Monday off.

Except that a witness testified who has no connection to either Hardy or Holder.

Those comments are the 2nd most disturbing thing I’ve read, the first being the documents and this article.

15-of-33 for 168 yards and one touchdown

Soccer teams get new jerseys frequently because sponsorship deals change...and so they can sell more shiiiiit

Would you cut the Mularkey!

I’m not sure if this is a ghost story but it happened and it scared the shit out of me and my friends.

That doesn't make any sense. A three point stance means three points of your body (2 feet & 1 hand) are touching the ground.