White privilege

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

I think the one that really annoys the hell out of me is when people spell the word “lose” as “loose.” Makes me want to punch a baby.

This is a baseball story; I believe you’re supposed to reference Steve Garvey.

GWCs were added because fans were getting tired of sitting at the race for 4 hours to see it end behind the pace car. Chase was added because the Championship “battles” were dull as dirt for the better part of a decade before it was added. I’d rather have an exciting “niche” sport than F1 in stock car form

Capitalism is the reason this website got funded.

Brady looked deflated

The...the location change IS that great. One of them is 64.6 and the other is 65.6, which is...one mile apart. “2 miles away” and “1 mile away” are...one mile apart.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

THE HAT IS CLEARLY THE BEST.