@braak: I know, god forbid I want to keep my bit of a paycheck for myself since I was the one who worked for it. After all that work i am so selfish to want my taxes to go where they might benefit me a little. Thanks for the tips there.

@cholatastic: Wait, what part of Africa? I'm intrigued...

@braak: Yup, so few places where female yuppies can really go these days for relief outside of Monaco. Tough cards.

@cholatastic: At this point, I might even accept Hillary. I'm going to go start looking for tax loopholes and countries that don't make me pay more for getting ahead in life now. Come with?

@rosasparks: Seriously, I thought they changed campaign directors to cut off gaffs like this. However, I don't know who I will vote for, but it certainly won't be Obama.

@LaComtesse: Agreed. I really think he is a better candidate than this ad gives him credit for and it was a foolish move to endorse it or air it.

@SarahMC: You are so on point with this. I was thinking that about 5 minutes into last night's show. So sad.

@bananastand: As a person who has been fascinated with your boobs in particular on multiple occasions, I see why as well.

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: I would settle for being kicked out if I knew it would not need 8 realms of cleaning before I got back in. Sweet Christ are their hairs covered with a clipper-activated super glue or something?

I suspect she is homing to Tom's signal deep in the NYFD back closet.

Leanne was totally robbed, Emily's was not the most hideous, and not only are the models blah and boring this season, but get some celebrities who are worst the makeup session. Sandra Bernhard was nothing but bloated and seemed to lack words to come up with any insight at all.

Ralph Lauren and Polo, just stop. Now.

@TexasCrude: MORE DOGBELL!!!!!!!

@SomnambulantHobbit: I think he's wanting a nice pork chop. Puppies always dream about pork products.

Not to mention those hose are really bad. His legs look like pythons or some other creepy snakes. That cannot help their movement.

I want the shoes. Hand them over and no one gets hurt.

Creepy creeperson, Batman.

We sure love our Liv Tyler around here. I wish that bottom suitcase were made of cheese.

@Oface: @JerseyGrrrl: Seriously, I love you too. Litter is just perfect.

@SarahMC: I can't tell if you love my point or you want to torture me further ;) Multiple that by about 235 and put them outside my window using language so bad I don't even know it. Wow.