@flatso: Firstly, they're "cankles," and secondly, I feel like you should adjust your "chub" talk and references, they won't be so welcome by strangers on the interwebs.

@bananastand: *sniff* I am taking my cheese suitcase and my box of wine and going to sit without you! *sniff*

@BrutallyHonestBabes: @curiousk: It just looked like a nice aged block with little ash lines which turn out to be boring countries and continents. Rats.

@bananastand: You mean to tell me that A-lister's shit doesn't smell of roses?

As a thumbnail, that looked like a giant block of cheese. This is far less interesting. Much less to be savored.

@TexasCrude: Reminiscent of Heather Graham a la Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me. Shagwell by name...

@sybann: Don't forget that should include more than an allergy attack from perfume cards!

NYC sidewalks are the @Political Party Girl: This happened to a friend the other night when we were at the Highline which is all still cobbled. Granted I almost twisted an ankle getting to the subway in Harlem an hour earlier. This place is chicken carcass central. People up ere think you're a bitch but really, you…

I feel like a douche to the planet buying magazines I can check out for free from friends, etc. It is all such a waste and you can see most of it online anyway.

My kiwi rugby dude friends will love this. They have been stealing my mac liner for years now.

All my friends have checked in that it is fine and are shocked anyone else noticed...

@ElleL: And I feel with that disclosure I won't make it that month without shopping... So close!

@Political Party Girl: You sense I am asexual as well?

@UnSeelie.: Brilliant. Care for a coffee?

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 100%

@scribbles: We had nothing, just a totally anorexic coach who used to make us wear all spandex all the time to decide who needed to work out more. Totally not helpful for the cross country girls who seemed to have all the major ED problems.

@UnSeelie.: It is just like when you see a dog taking a dump. They just look so satisfied with themselves. Dog envy...

@scribbles: Yup, in season [varsity university track] we would eat 4,000+ kcals a day then suddenly slip into malaise at the end, waking up a week later freaked that our bodies had changed. I personally would just eat less, but at least half the team were headed off the neuroses junction.

Short vest theory = short temper?

@ScarletBegonias: It is eco-friendly for a couple reasons, that being one of them.