That screams "stocking stuffer!"

I want! I want! I want!

As douchey as her parents may be, this little girl is disgustingly cute. I wish I had tot-sized Pucci clothes when I was little.

As a girl who used to have to treat many o' patients with fistulas in the hospital...this headline made me squirt iced coffee on my monitor and I don't even mind. Thanks for the laugh.

The ink has gone to his head. That's why they say you should space that shit out.

@PixiePie: Yes, but it is really the bad posture that accentuates that. IF the girl stood up straight, the whole thing would have a damn good chance.

Niecy Nash's packing job looks as bad as her unfunny new show's promos.

In case a dog runs up and dumps on her? We've already seen a pooch fire hydrant her, so...

For once, Susan Sarandon and I are in agreement on something. It just got cold in here.

@janeygirl: Not even close.

Is this a remake of Hee Haw? Not enough Conway Twitty though, just twits.

@Sugar Cochrane: www.imdb.com lists him at 6'...

Just because Colin Farrell can pull it off, doesn't mean others should attempt that trick at home.

@midwesternmom: So true.

He can come to my house and read all he wants.

@anibundel: All of that, yes.

Maybe he lost the bet with Jimmy Kimmel that he and Sarah would be BFFs and had to spend a weekend at a Baz Luhrmann Learning Annex workshop. Next thing, he'll be hawking Lubriderm Lotion SPF 15 with that Visine.

@BrutallyHonestBabes: I think they should have a walk off wearing a pair of elegant lucite heels from her collection, Hooker-wood.

That poor animal. Bite her and run!

Enough with these damn headbands. Child abuse all over this shot.