Deanna Troi dated Worf for this reason.

I like to imagine that he sends you flowers after the handjob.

-The AV Club.

I'm assuming that otters count too.

That director was barking at the wrong tree!

I can make sense of the story, but I am pretty baked right now.

That would have made the Emoji movie a bit more interesting.

His hands smell like jasmine and vanilla. The dogs really love that smell.

It's a give and take type of situation for Daniel.

I hear that's one of the requirements to be a top member of Scientology.

Jared Leto has been wanking off dogs for years just to into the Joker character.

Yeah, that does sound random. Unfortunately he's the only one with the real answer so hopefully the two of you will talk to each other soon.

They passed me over for the manager position at my work for another person who was a manager at a different city. It makes sense, but I was still sad about it. I hate to write this but I started acting like a passive aggressive dick to my coworkers, but I felt better after a long weekend away from work. I can't help…

Hogwash! You can never have to much Divine in your life!

Exactly my thoughts. He might be dealing with other things he doesn't want to talk about since the relationship is still new. If he continues to ignore the situation than letting the relationship go sounds like the best option.

My heart goes out to the 52 year old woman who's entering the dating world. It's important that she doesn't rush herself and simply take it step by step. Having fun and learning about yourself has no age limits. It's not easy being a victim of sexual abuse, but that doesn't mean you're too damaged to find or give love…

The world of online dating gives us some interesting stories to tell others at least. I can't help but feel that the guy with the deleted profile was a bit sketchy.

I swear to god I saw a similar plotline for a novella on Telemundo.

I like to imagine that people who ghosted me are actually serial killers and I dodged a bullet.

I'm sorry about the online dating. It's not easy and it really does drain you after awhile. Taking a break to gather yourself sounds like a nice plan.