I once lost a cheesecake on a bet because I swore Hungry Eyes was a Richard Marx song.

Perhaps this takes place in the Back to the Future universe and Marty messed up the entire pop music timeline.

Blame the Double Stuffs! They were the first fork in the Oreo road!

Even rounding down a 25-year-old man and a 16-year-old girl is still a bit creepy.

Donnie Darko just a loose remake of Harvey

If it isn't revealed at some point that Martin Freeman's MCU character is secretly Peter Parker's dad it will be a missed opportunity. They have very similar looks.

Done!

I continue to defend Effron because he was great in Neighbors but whoever has been picking his projects since then should be fired.

21 Jump Street and Lego Movie were directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller (they also directed Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs). One of them said in an interview that part of how they choose their projects is to pick things that sound like really terrible ideas. Their next project: the young Han Solo movie.

I'm thinking that since AV Club grades a show against themselves this is about the most this reviewer thinks this show is capable of.

No.

Good thing Evil Barry didn't try anything romantic for old time's sake.

I missed this. Did Barry go faster? I bet he went faster.

That we know of.

Should have gotten Cronenberg. Some good body horror to be had in this.

I test drove a Cruze last month and it was a pleasant enough car. It was pretty much how the salesperson sold it: like they squeezed a larger car into a smaller one. Quiet, smooth ride. Some nice standard features. Pretty roomy for a small car. Unfortunately it was also sluggish and not much fun to drive. The…

I can't speak for the ad campaign but I LOVED the Arch Deluxe. But not with bacon. That circle of bacon was rock fucking hard.

I’m still not really sure what a J.D. Power And Associates Award is

This was almost my exact same reaction.

She's revealed to be Rey's mom.