How exciting! First Golden Gobe win of the night!

What is Zooey wearing?f!

Is this shit show almost over?

Pa pa pa poo-poo win, pa pa poo-poo win!

Sheesh. It's not like he makes up stories ala Brian Williams or anything.

I thought Ricky G. was "hosting," not "making a surprise guest appearance."

Jack!

Roses, by OutKast

It looks like it hurts him to smile.

Wha?????

why does Sylvester look like a big grape?

"Frost cake, then hair…"

Now I know where my purse straps went.

Best way every to ditch a girlfriend! MUSH!

I can kick those clothes' asses, too

J.Lo's been standing too close to that tanning bed background on stage.

dinner?

Maybe he needs more beer.

Is Ricky a vampire?

I've had more fun waxing my toe hairs. Waiting for entertainment?