Beat me to it this is 1000000% the best possible outcome

So I clicked through and here are some horrifying facts: spider vaginas are like chilling by their mouths???? This lil guy might have just been turned on by the amber coming to encase him, he had no lady friend, I feel like there's a daddy joke in her somewhere

The end was truly something else from the dramatic and prolonged collapse to the lil van driving up and poking the zebra with a long stick I cried

@everyone I’m waiting with baited breath re: blac’s booking in Austin for being drunk on a flight whoever below said that she may have the same problems rob is was dealing with nailed it

Girl I love you. Like who i prayed for to show up in the comments on the kardashians. Bless 🙏🏽

Can someone find me the article about all the girls Kylie jacks her look from because it's really I've read it and feel the need to revisit

Genuinely truly honestly WHY IS LJAW GETTING HER CLIT SUCKED FOR JOY WHAT IS JOY

Serious question beyond ‘wat dis’ how do y’all know so much about music? Like how do you learn? How does one begin to develop the beginnings of music knowledge to one day understand dis here article (no sarcasm rly asking)

Serious side note bet whoever had rob on their team for fantasy kardashians is extra pissed he waited this long to drop this Bomb on us all

YESSSSSS THANK YOU voice of reason and some serious talk in what is usually a sea of Kardashian bashing 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

This is GENUINELY the greatest update, and the title killed me. I’m bookmarking this, printing it, framing it, and keeping it in a safe place to give me strength in times of trouble

Ok I know you like I have to say paid for for political ads but in this instance it kinda makes it look like he had to pay his mom to say a couple kind-ish phrases about him

Sorry but “Israel” as we know it was not a thing until very recently. but it’s exciting to know your genealogy is proof of peaceful coexistence in Palestine prior to the geopolitical catastrophe created by Europeans in the past century

Honest I teared up reading this esp the last quote

Y'all please read this scathing review it killed me http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/a716e…

Blue* carpet

The saddest puckered seam running down the front

I rly agree with everyone else that replied but also maybe she’s trying to get the point across that fat isn’t bad? That fat can be awesome? Prolly wishful thinking but if everyone’s (executives) telling you you’re too big to do what you’re doing and be famous and make money and have people like it maybe owning the…

“Someone *maybe* smarter than me” is the quote that really got me

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE