Sturgis has no connection to Mount Rushmore. I’ll dismiss the rest of your comment.

I’m a CVN-72 plankowner. Remember doing this around 1990.

Edd should just keep making the same show “Honest Edd’s Used Cars.”

Kind of ironic that an unrepenant racist received a sentence usually reserved for minorities.

Get it in your head that deer appear out of nowhere. Youl’ll be startled but don’t swerve to miss them. They look big, but are really glorified goats. Much preferrable to head-on collision or a telephone pole.

How is a Lambo and a Porsche “a matching set of yellow cars”?

I work for Army at a location in “the sticks.” If I get locked put of my account (locks out after 3 attempts), I have to travel at least 70 miles to a location that has “the machine.” I show them my photo ID in person and they will reset my access.

Anything’s a dildo if you’re adventurous.

I had credit union draft in hand. Dealer offered to match the finance rate and knock another $500 off the truck. Since the finance charges were only about $2000 over the life of the loan, it was a pretty good savings going with factory financing.

Curt Schilling made something like $55million in his career. Even if were to invest stupidly he would at least have 1/3 of it left. If he was a complete moron he would still have a couple of million in his doomsday account. People with the piles of “fuck-you money” can say what they want with impunity. Fire away ESPN.

I suppose yacht owners are like most of us regular boat owners - the happiest day of your life is when you get rid of your boat. Burn baby burn.

I’m never going to get a tattoo, but this is silly. People should be allowed to express their individuality by doing the same thing that everybody else is doing. ;)

Cool idea, won’t ever happen.

Every kid who left the sidelines should be kicked off the team.