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chesty copperpot
chesty-copperpot

I love Aidy. I wish she’d get a fraction of Kate McKinnon’s publicity because she’s also an MVP on SNL. She doesn’t have to do much to make me lol.

For restaurants, yes. But the Michelin Pussy Guide actually goes up to 8 stars. But most only get 3 at most, so 5 is really good. Their only 8 Star pussy ever was this woman in rural Japan who lived in this shack that only locals (and REALLY cool tourists) knew about. Sadly, it closed in 1998.

From Lenny Henry’s Chef! I remember his pride in his restaurant being reviewed positively by Michelin.

Michelin only gives a maximum of three stars, Katy. GOSH!

Poopa John’s

So, our first black president made less money for speaking than a bunch of white presidents? Yep, that’s income inequality and I’d be pissed too. He was twice the president Reagan was, he should have made 4 Million.

Aw man that hug from the first base coach.

I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

So they ran back to Capitol Hill and handwrote a quick bill to fund the TSA for another year. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

Au nom de tous les Américains sensés, nous nous excusons pour cette bande de traîtres et d’idiots actuellement dans la White House maintenant.

“The Art of The Lady Deal- Ladies saying vagina stuff to get you to buy their dumb wisdom- witch style” will be the name of my book printed on pink perfumed paper.

I wish Beyonce had snuck a little shade into her announcement, calling out rich women who have never done anything for anyone other them themselves. Looking at you, Ivanka.

The funniest part of this is that the GOP and Dems actually agreed on a budget, for the first time in nearly 6 years. The only one calling for a government shutdown is Trump, who doesn’t actually have any say in the budget...

What’re the betting odds for Jesse Williams’s character on Grey’s getting killed off a la Patrick Dempsey’s now?

As a Midwest raised American, I fully support Canada being assholes to Wisconsin dairy farmers, and any other of its citizens as well.

totally. And the way he prefaces it with “I’m going to say it”. Like, “I know everyone is thinking/has thought this.”

So long as the don’t tax the wood produced by Trudeau we should be fine.

I’m pretty sure a guy could still get me to crush on him just by putting an arrow through his hat.