This is what we, in the law profession, call a dick move

As a Red Sox fan, I feel that Levine handled this perfectly.

Meh, I’m pretty sure it all worked out for that doofy catcher in “Major League II,” so I’m sure Swihart’ll be fine...

I said this in another comment, but I think he’s the greatest combination of physical talent and intellect America has ever produced. The man won six titles, fought Bruce Lee, speaks eloquently and passionately on civil rights, and in his spare time writes Sherlock Holmes novels. It isn’t even fair for someone to be…

Yes, I also remember when he was Lew Alcindor, but I haven’t referred to him by that name since forever. Because I respect his right of religious freedom. Kinda like how I stopped referring to Muhammed Ali as Cassius Clay when he converted.

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

Somebody get this man a Playboy subscription!

Not to mention actor. His scenes in Airplane still kill me.

The man is brilliant, of course. A baller and a scholar!

My crush on KAJ just multiplied by one million.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

(It’s from the movie Johnny Dangerously, which if you haven’t seen is a must-watch)

That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

Actually, they’ve been shunning him for decades——I think it’s a huge part of the reason why he’s been overleveraging himself and getting in really deep debt, because he’s been trying to keep up with the Jones in NYC and they keep snubbing him, no matter how much money he makes. He keeps trying to win them over to no…

Also,

What I wouldn’t give for a “TRUMP DEPORTED TO SWEDEN - CLAIMS HES NOT FROM THERE” headline...

Republicans have been getting increasingly less diverse. It’s pathetic.

First of all, I want to clarify those were purely my opinions and do not reflect those of the Wasatch County Republican Party or the Republican Party in general.

It obviously also means that you hate Cuba, you racist fuck. /s