I was talking to my parents about FLOTUS last night. My mom was once scolded for drinking from the “colored” water fountain, my dad was telling me that his mom was taught to cross the street when she saw a black person. They both love Michelle and talk about how she is the most popular person in America today. We can…

That is awesome!

At least her daughter is down here leading the charge?

His new show makes me irrationally angry and the fact that it is called “Kevin Can Wait” makes me want to set myself on fire.

Hey now, carnies are MUCH better grifters.

Ivanka and I have some friends in common, they don’t like her anymore.

My mom HATES Cotton Mather, o the point that she has referred to him as as asshole in conversation. I find it hilarious and I secretly hope its a centuries old family beef.

I’m almost done with Stacey Schiff’s book (which is really engrossing!) and she talks about that a lot. The general citizenry seemed dubious of the claim that she was and there was a lot of resistance.

The book shop there is bananas good. Despite being in my 30s my mom still buys me a treat there when we go to the museum because she fully supports my inner art nerd.

Thanks for the tip! I just ordered a bunch of stuff for my weird family!

The title of this movie makes me irrationally angry. I want to throat punch the person who came up with it. Collateral Beauty, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I have never peed on the street in NYC but I did pee in an alley in Rome once!

Took the words outta my mouth. GOD I hate Henry James!

Back in my college days I got stopped by airport security in London because they thought I had handcuffs in my bag. It was actually just one of those cheesy horse-bit bags but man did they tear my shit apart.

That’s one long, awkward-ass drive to then throw him in the harbor.

one of my sister’s friends was on an episode of Reba and he said she is great!

Thank you for the link, that is bizarre.

I’ve never even heard of #3, is that really a thing?

Exactly what I thought. They must have the same surgeon, it is uncanny.

It’s like the Irish came up with their vowel rich language and then the Welsh were like “fuck you, NO VOWELS!”