It boggles my mind that people even thought of the possibility. Leaving everything else aside, the Ryan Lochte incident just happened. Kim Kardashian was raised by a defense attorney. She probably understands the consequences of lying to law enforcement better than most people. She doesn’t seem to have any police…

someone said “this is all because she wouldn’t fuck him”

I would need a bigger TV Milty

Speed??? What makes you think Trump’s doctor would prescribe his patient some...

... or speed of some kind.

I was up at 3:30am this morning because I couldn’t sleep. I an so sick about Trump and the fact that I know people who are voting for him. I unfriended my cousin’s piece of shit husband who basically likes to argue black people get themselves shot and Trump is better than Hillary. I’m done being fucking civil to these…

Let’s get some things straight...

The best/worst/most predictable part of this is that she wasn’t even in a sex tape — she just posed topless for Playboy.

Up at 5 a.m. and Tweeting furiously?

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Here’s a hint: They don’t give a shit about the little guy either, they care only for themselves (which is still ironic, considering they - lower and middle class voters - will suffer the most under his proposed tax policies).

I’m inclined to go with the prescription med option too, technically legal. He doesn’t drink alcohol or “do drugs” but I think he’d be fine asking Dr. Spaceman for something to up his game.

You don’t think a former senator, first lady, and secretary of state with a solid record is a viable candidate?

Requisite young hot Howard Dean photo...

Best part is that it was on TV.

The media destroyed him for that one soundbite. And yet Trump just gets more airtime.

You can make oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips instead of raisins and they are amazing.

“People apparently think I have a hostile face,” she says. “People mistake me for Annalise Keating and Amanda Waller, so I have to smile. I have to overly smile. I have to smile as if I’m doing a Colgate commercial smile.”

I have mixed views on this. On one hand, it sounds great you are getting what you wanted. On the other, it sucks that this means he has to do something he doesn’t want, and I can’t think of a many relationships that work out when one partner feels forced to do something to stay in the relationship.

Solidarity.