Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

WE are. Trump’s supporters, on the other hand, are racist xenophobes and their candidate has spent 6 months getting them frothing at the mouth against “the dishonest press,” to the point where reporters have been subject to verbal attacks at rallies (Sopan Deb of CBS was asked if he was ISIS, Katy Tur of NBC had…

Attorney General, I think

PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECAUSE I DON’T GET IT AND ITS NOT FUNNY.

Well this act gets him to VP, right? So...greasing the steps of AirForce One?

Someone is puckering up and thinking about a veep nod.

He would figure out a way to contort himself to lick his own anus if it earned him the White House. But then, he’d do the same for free tickets to a Springsteen concert.

Donald trump skinsuit?

I am so fucking done. Fuck these assholes. Strap them on a fucking rocket and fire it into the fucking sun. There is nothing redeemable left.

(I’ve just had the month from hell, including a week long hospital stay for pneumonia, and I still can’t breathe right, and I’m probably going to be diagnosed with something…

Some one elsewhere suggested that it may be good for everyone’s mental health if articles about Trump not include his smug face on every article.

I can’t embed but here:

I’ve bleeped out everything you just said for my own sanity.

Right? No respect for anyone. Equally.

Isn’t it such a shame that our present First Lady could be followed up by this?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

His entire physical being screams High Blood Pressure: old, out of shape, eats badly, resting ruddy complexion turns redder/oranger with strain. He’s a heart attack/stroke waiting to happen.

I laughed at that ridiculous letter from his alleged doctor that described him as the “healthiest president we’d ever have” or similar nonsense. I also got queasy at the association that referenced his “stamina”

He can’t even handle that sometimes. Just look at the crying fit over being asked questions at debates. That’s being TALKED to! What’s he going to do when faced with actual foreign policy problems in office? Punch Putin? File a lawsuit against ISIS?

He would probably hurt himself when trying to throw a punch.

To be fair, if every moron I’ve ever met suddenly decided to be rabidly, aggressively pro-me, I’d be feeling pretty safe to do and say whatever I want, as well.