Show the WaPo some love and buy a subscription, people! Fahrenthold is my hero.

Yup. Trump chose the wrong paper to fuck with. I can’t remember the editor’s name, but he was the guy behind the Boston Globe investigations into sexual abuse by Catholic priests (“Spotlight”).

Wikipedia is my friend. I’m talking about Martin Baron:

Countdown until someone raises questions about Melania’s past in 3... 2...

Yep. Body Glide, Body Glide, Body Glide. That stuff’s awesome. Use it anywhere you expect chafing.

Is getting tangled up in top sheets really a thing?

Actually, that’s not quite true. I tried a yoga class once a few years ago. Nobody gave me any direction and the instructor just started in, calling poses, and I was left to stare at everyone and try to learn on the fly. It was a beginner’s class, too. So props to those teachers who do assume that everyone in class is…

That’s why I run. Alone.

I am old...er, and I got to experience the whole aerobics craze first-hand. I am not a graceful person, but I struggled and galumphed my way through as well as I could.

I wasn’t crazy about the music used in aerobics classes, but the instructors who insisted that we all yell “woo!” along with…

Richard Thompson is touring with her this summer. I am sad because I don’t think I can make any of the dates near me work, and seeing that much talent on-stage would be amazing.

Wouldn’t he be arrested as soon as he set foot on foreign soil? No? Why not?

I don’t think it’s dementia. My parents are fairly young for the Fox News demographic. They were relatively progressive in their views for the time and place in which they lived, but once Rush Limbaugh took over the airwaves it was all over. When I was a child, my parents were the only non-bigoted adults in the…

Princeton. Although I’ve met plenty of guys like him from both schools.

Cary Grant played romantic leads for quite a long time.

I don’t now what’s worse: the scenario you just proposed or the words “Vice-President Sarah Palin.”

Well, fuck. Why can’t we be better than this?

It could be I am just terrified of the thought of Sarah Palin being chosen again, but, Christie’s weight aside, Trump is old, he looks tired, he gets fatigued at the debates, and he looks, to me, like he’s one more three-martini lunch away from keeling over. Christie doesn’t exactly have an athletic physique, but he’s…

You’re joking, right? Please tell me you’re joking.

Also a good guess, but Christie’s smart, and I am sure he can see how unhealthy Trump looks. Given the opportunistic nature of this endorsement, I’m putting my money on the VP spot. I think Christie still wants a shot at the White House.

Spelling is for pussies. /sarcasm

I think we all will need to see the long-form birth certificate to prove that. Just saying.

Do we really think they, urgh, do it? I can’t imagine it, don’t want to imagine it, feeling queasy now.