No need for bok choy, Roy.

I saw him on the Make Happy tour last April (a week before seeing John Mulaney at the same venue - wish this April would have been as good for me and comedy), and it was amazing.

I built so many houses out of ELGO's at my grandparents' house as a youngin'. I wish they survived - they always chipped in the same spots on the side.

Ruth will mourn both Cal, and the fact that they never got to that sale he promised…

Did you go to Beer Fest Friday or Saturday? There was a tiramisu stout on Friday that was insanely good. It may help that I had it early enough in the night that I can remember it…

We didn't think it through!

At the very least, some sexlexia.

Oh my gods! I never put together that Doc Cottle was Dutch! Thank you! (I have an unabashed love for Soap.)

Are we not?

And if you're Dee, you just keep your eyes on that morale dial…

I won't lie - Krakowski's performance of that song makes me tear up a little.

But…but…the Simpsons told me they were authentically refreshing! Does that mean my class ring from Jostens ISN'T totally outrageous?

Here, have a Clark bar.

Is said line staffed by the untrained, unqualified students of Bayside High?

It can't be true. But then again, it rhymed. So it must be.

Bender goes on to have many more adventures with the Planet Express crew, but he’s never sober again.

Imagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a [mutters], but you're not quite sure what he said. He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk.

At least try it through episode 3, "Grapes of Wrath". It truly highlights just how silly Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey can be.

I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!!

The thoroughbred of sin?