With tremendous love and respect for each other... Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.

The episode was excellent, no doubt. The only thing that’s kind of bugging me is that this is no longer The Handmaid’s Tale. It’s become, essentially, Tales of Gilead. That’s not a bad thing, per se, but it is now a fundamentally different narrative. There’s a claustrophobia in the book, with its intensely narrow…

Midweek Madness DID exist. It’s not just an urban legend. But, they stole it away and made some talky thing we’re all supposed to find and listen to. I am hearing impaired, Jezebel! Thanks a fucking lot!

...a peak peek into her humble abode...

Seriously, stay angry. It’s the best emotion to have right now. You can focus that shit like a goddamn laser of justice.

I hope Ginsburg trolls Gorsuch forever by refusing to refer to him by anything other than “Merrick.”

Challenge! The worst book ever written is “A Separate Peace”

Sean Hannity has to eat wearing an eyepatch and with a cork on his fork.

Comic Sans is still worse.

You should warn her that they’re crocheted....

I’ve unfriended at least one person over continued requests to make the mermaid tail blanket. If people want one that badly they need to either learn to knit/crochet or just buy one.

Always...sniffle

RE: everyone in this article:

The country would be at least the slightest bit better a place if people only knew the definition of the word “franchise”.